May 2012
richwhitelesbian:
a typo and suddenly you wish you were dad
joceln:
canada looks really broken
u ok canada
wheretheducksgo:
what was high school like for lizzie mcguire though
like
she goes home after impersonating an italian pop star and half of her class and like the rest of the world saw that she can sing and perform
like
did she just go to high school and date gordo and go to college with him or
what happened to lizzie mcguire
zillybooradley:
sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night sobbing because no one will take me to funkytown
My Chemical Romance
helldate:
one time i went out with this girl who seemed really cool. idk how i didnt see this before the date but she was obsessed with my chemical romance. the entire time she talked about the members and she had my chemical romance everything. tshirt, bracelets, hoodie. she even had dyed red hair like the lead singer. and at the end she thought i mustve liked her, because she said she felt a...
emmynielsen:
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
Imagine the person you have feelings for right now picking their nose
still hot
tltty:
homework
omewok
lomewo
bloewo
blog
Watchshooshington:
danithinksoddthings:
mysilentlullaby:
pegasuscop:
sometimes there’s videos that make me happy to exist on this planet
omg that is adorable
that was badass
alas! i knew that ‘b’ well.
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moritzsstiefel:
my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
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davidstrider:
youve found my weakness
girly internet dress up games
“Years of love have been forgot, in the hatred of a minute.”
– Edgar Allan Poe (via nosebleedings)
adamusprime:
there’s no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants
“Until you are at peace with who you are, you will never be content with what you...”
– (via stevenrosas)
timelordy-teganbreann:
fonmasterguard:
So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
GOLD
shavingryansprivates:
if i was famous i’d just tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and i’d wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and i’d walk behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me and they’d be like omg and then i’d say “no one will ever believe you” and i’d...
buttgenie:
i changed my default google chrome font to comic sans this is the best day of my life
Watchtimelordy-teganbreann:
#after watching this for the millionth time i’ve realized this is what i must sound like when im fangirling out loud
IT’S BACK
mrpondismypatronus:
playitagain:
5 Seconds of...
chuckquizmo:
you can smash your fists on the keyboard and translate it from english to dutch to french to german to spanish to korean and back to english and it’s still already taken as a neopet name
